Rather then bouncing around all naked and a little obscene why not cover yourself in a complete outfit from Fairdale?
Get this 100% cotton American Apparel shirt here.
This American Apparel pocket T is absolutely perfect for carrying around something a little bit smaller then the pocket size. It costs even more because we screen printed some Fairdale stuff on to the front and back of it. Wear one!
Sweet 100% polyester hat with a nice mesh back, foam front and a soft terry cloth like head-band-liner thing. It also has Fairdale on it and features the Texas state capitol building here in Austin that is bigger then even the capitol for the whole USA. Like one?