Call it the naive perspective of a dog, but seriously, I’ve had about enough of this oil crap. I think its time to stop this darned leak already. And, while we’re at it, how about an honest apology for producing the crap in the first place. You know, anyway you slice it, burning oil sucks. Burn it in your car, your lawn mower… I realize not everyone can smell as well as I can, but I know you all know that exhaust smell and its awful. Its toxic… it kills you if you breath it in and yet we produce millions and millions of things every year that spew it out. Its one of those human things that just doesn’t make sense from a perspective even 10 feet away. Are we on a collective out of control train hurtling towards the edge of a cliff? Or will science save us.  You should take a hint from me… I’m a dog dude… I don’t need no stinking oil. Lets just play fetch with a stick.